Shirts

All shirts are 100% preshrunk cotton tees with high quality screen prints (these last longer than shitty heat transfers, breathe more easily, and you won't get that ugly border that you would with a crappy iron-on if you do it yourself). Detailed measurements can be found below. Shipping rates and policies can be found at the info page.







CHIMERICA:

Illustration by Pox.
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SASQUATCHTRON:

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LION ATTACK:

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I LOVE ANIMALS:

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Boners Rule (Black):
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Babies Blow (Black):
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Nascar: Get Over It (Black):
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Failed Parent (Black):

Love your kids? Prove it by beating them.
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Regressive Party (Black):

Vote Regressive: Against Abortion. For Killing Babies.
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You Can't Spell Pirate Without IRATE (White):

Artwork courtesy of Shaun.
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Civil Disobedience Is Still Disobedience (Black):

there will be no assembly, peaceful or otherwise.
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*Note: The red color has been discontinued. Limited quantities of this design are available in red (sizes S, 3X and 4X). If you would like the shirt in red, please make a note in the comments field when you check out, or email maddox.xmission@gmail.com to find out if the red design is in stock.


For every animal you don't eat, I'm going to eat three:

Help nullify the vegetarian moral crusade, sponsor a vegetarian today.
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Green Star Maddox:
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  Shirts: S M L XL 2X 3X 4X
Width:
Armpit to armpit
inches / cm 17.0" / 43cm 20.0" / 51cm 22.0" / 56cm 24.0" / 61cm 25.0" / 64cm 27.0" / 69cm 29.0" / 74cm
Length:
Neck to bottom
inches / cm 26.0" / 66cm 28.0" / 71cm 29.0" / 74cm 30.0" / 76cm 32.0" / 82cm 33.0" / 84cm 35.0" / 89cm


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