All shirts are 100% preshrunk cotton tees with high quality screen prints (these last longer than shitty heat transfers, breathe more easily, and you won't get that ugly border that you would with a crappy iron-on if you do it yourself). Detailed measurements can be found below. Shipping rates and policies can be found at the info page.
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Boners Rule (Black):
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Small
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Shirt - Boners Rule - Black - (S)
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$15.80
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Medium
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Shirt - Boners Rule - Black - (M)
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$15.80
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Large
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Shirt - Boners Rule - Black - (L)
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$15.80
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Extra Large
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Shirt - Boners Rule - Black - (XL)
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$15.80
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Double XL
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Shirt - Boners Rule - Black - (XXL)
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$17.80
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Triple XL
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Shirt - Boners Rule - Black - (3X)
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$18.80
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Quadruple XL
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Shirt - Boners Rule - Black - (4X)
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$19.80
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Babies Blow (Black):
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Small
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Shirt - Babies Blow - Black - (S)
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$15.80
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Medium
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Shirt - Babies Blow - Black - (M)
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$15.80
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Large
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Shirt - Babies Blow - Black - (L)
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$15.80
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Extra Large
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Shirt - Babies Blow - Black - (XL)
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$15.80
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Double XL
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Shirt - Babies Blow - Black - (XXL)
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$17.80
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Triple XL
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Shirt - Babies Blow - Black - (3X)
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$18.80
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Quadruple XL
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Shirt - Babies Blow - Black - (4X)
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$19.80
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Nascar: Get Over It (Black):
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Small
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Shirt - Nascar - Black - (S)
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$15.80
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Medium
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Shirt - Nascar - Black - (M)
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$15.80
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Large
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Shirt - Nascar - Black - (L)
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$15.80
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Extra Large
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Shirt - Nascar - Black - (XL)
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$15.80
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Double XL
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Shirt - Nascar - Black - (XXL)
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$17.80
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Triple XL
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Shirt - Nascar - Black - (3X)
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$18.80
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Quadruple XL
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Shirt - Nascar - Black - (4X)
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$19.80
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Failed Parent (Black):
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Love your kids? Prove it by beating them.
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Small
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Shirt - Failed Parent - Black - (S)
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$15.80
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Medium
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Shirt - Failed Parent - Black - (M)
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$15.80
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Large
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Shirt - Failed Parent - Black - (L)
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$15.80
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Extra Large
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Shirt - Failed Parent - Black - (XL)
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$15.80
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Double XL
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Shirt - Failed Parent - Black - (XXL)
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$17.80
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Triple XL
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Shirt - Failed Parent - Black - (3X)
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$17.80
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Quadruple XL
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Shirt - Failed Parent - Black - (4X)
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$18.80
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Regressive Party (Black):
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Vote Regressive: Against Abortion. For Killing Babies.
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Small
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Shirt - Regressive Party - Black - (S)
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$16.80
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Medium
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Shirt - Regressive Party - Black - (M)
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$16.80
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Large
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Shirt - Regressive Party - Black - (L)
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$16.80
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Extra Large
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Shirt - Regressive Party - Black - (XL)
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$16.80
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Double XL
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Shirt - Regressive Party - Black - (XXL)
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$17.80
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Triple XL
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Shirt - Regressive Party - Black - (3X)
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$18.80
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Quadruple XL
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Shirt - Regressive Party - Black - (4X)
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$19.80
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You Can't Spell Pirate Without IRATE (White):
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Artwork courtesy of Shaun.
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Small
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Shirt - Irate Kids Kicked - White - (S)
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$15.80
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Medium
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Shirt - Irate Kids Kicked - White - (M)
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$15.80
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Large
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Shirt - Irate Kids Kicked - White - (L)
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$15.80
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Extra Large
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Shirt - Irate Kids Kicked - White - (XL)
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$15.80
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Double XL
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Shirt - Irate Kids Kicked - White - (XXL)
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$17.80
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Triple XL
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Shirt - Irate Kids Kicked - White - (3X)
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$17.80
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Quadruple XL
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Shirt - Irate Kids Kicked - White - (4X)
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$18.80
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Civil Disobedience Is Still Disobedience (Black):
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Looking for a safe stance on abortion? Me neither.
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Small
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Shirt - Civil Disobedience - Black - (S)
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$15.80
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Medium
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Shirt - Civil Disobedience - Black - (M)
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$15.80
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Large
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Shirt - Civil Disobedience - Black - (L)
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$15.80
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Extra Large
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Shirt - Civil Disobedience - Black - (XL)
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$15.80
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Double XL
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Shirt - Civil Disobedience - Black - (XXL)
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$17.80
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Triple XL
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Shirt - Civil Disobedience - Black - (3X)
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$18.80
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Quadruple XL
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Shirt - Civil Disobedience - Black - (4X)
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$19.80
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*Note: The red color has been discontinued. Limited quantities of this design are available in red (sizes S, 3X and 4X). If you would like the shirt in red, please make a note in the comments field when you check out, or email maddox.xmission@gmail.com to find out if the red design is in stock.
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For every animal you don't eat, I'm going to eat three:
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Help nullify the vegetarian moral crusade, sponsor a vegetarian today.
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Small
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Shirt - For Every Animal - White - (S)
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$15.80
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Medium
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Shirt - For Every Animal - White - (M)
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$15.80
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Large
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Shirt - For Every Animal - White - (L)
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$15.80
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Extra Large
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Shirt - For Every Animal - White - (XL)
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$15.80
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Double XL
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Shirt - For Every Animal - White - (XXL)
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$17.80
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Triple XL
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Shirt - For Every Animal - White - (3X)
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$18.80
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Quadruple XL
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Shirt - For Every Animal - White - (4X)
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$19.80
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Green Star Maddox:
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Size:
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Small
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Shirt - Green Star Maddox - Black - (S)
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$13.80
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Medium
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Shirt - Green Star Maddox - Black - (M)
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$13.80
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Large
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Shirt - Green Star Maddox - Black - (L)
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$13.80
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Extra Large
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Shirt - Green Star Maddox - Black - (XL)
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$13.80
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Double XL
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Shirt - Green Star Maddox - Black - (XXL)
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$15.80
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Triple XL
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Shirt - Green Star Maddox - Black - (3X)
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$16.80
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Quadruple XL
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Shirt - Green Star Maddox - Black - (4X)
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$17.80
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Shirts:
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XL |
2X |
3X |
4X |
Width:
Armpit to armpit
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inches / cm |
17.0" / 43cm |
20.0" / 51cm |
22.0" / 56cm |
24.0" / 61cm |
25.0" / 64cm |
27.0" / 69cm |
29.0" / 74cm |
Length:
Neck to bottom
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inches / cm |
26.0" / 66cm |
28.0" / 71cm |
29.0" / 74cm |
30.0" / 76cm |
32.0" / 82cm |
33.0" / 84cm |
35.0" / 89cm |
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