Shirts

All shirts are 100% preshrunk cotton tees with high quality screen prints (these last longer than shitty heat transfers, breathe more easily, and you won't get that ugly border that you would with a crappy iron-on if you do it yourself). Detailed measurements can be found below. Shipping rates and policies can be found at the info page.







CHIMERICA:

Illustration by Pox.
Size: Description: Price: Order:
Small Shirt - Chimerica - Navy - (S) $18.00
Medium Shirt - Chimerica - Navy - (M) $18.00
Large Shirt - Chimerica - Navy - (L) $18.00
Extra Large Shirt - Chimerica - Navy - (XL) $18.00
Double XL Shirt - Chimerica - Navy - (XXL) $19.00
Triple XL Shirt - Chimerica - Navy - (3X) $20.00
Quadruple XL Shirt - Chimerica - Navy - (4X) $20.00


SASQUATCHTRON:

Illustration by Pox.
Size: Description: Price: Order:
Small Shirt - Sasquatchtron - Burgundy - (S) $17.50
Medium Shirt - Sasquatchtron - Burgundy - (M) $17.50
Large Shirt - Sasquatchtron - Burgundy - (L) $17.50
Extra Large Shirt - Sasquatchtron - Burgundy - (XL) $17.50
Double XL Shirt - Sasquatchtron - Burgundy - (XXL) $18.50
Triple XL Shirt - Sasquatchtron - Burgundy - (3X) $19.50
Quadruple XL Shirt - Sasquatchtron - Burgundy - (4X) $19.50


LION ATTACK:

Illustration by Pox.
Size: Description: Price: Order:
Small Shirt - Lion Attack - Green - (S) $16.20
Medium Shirt - Lion Attack - Green - (M) $16.20
Large Shirt - Lion Attack - Green - (L) $16.20
Extra Large Shirt - Lion Attack - Green - (XL) $16.20
Double XL Shirt - Lion Attack - Green - (2X) $18.20
Triple XL Shirt - Lion Attack - Green - (3X) $19.20
Quadruple XL Shirt - Lion Attack - Green - (4X) $20.20


I LOVE ANIMALS:

Size: Description: Price: Order:
Small Shirt - I Love Animals - White - (S) $16.20
Medium Shirt - I Love Animals - White - (M) $16.20
Large Shirt - I Love Animals - White - (L) $16.20
Extra Large Shirt - I Love Animals - White - (XL) $16.20
Double XL Shirt - I Love Animals - White - (2X) $18.20
Triple XL Shirt - I Love Animals - White - (3X) $19.20
Quadruple XL Shirt - I Love Animals - White - (4X) $20.20


Boners Rule (Black):
Size: Description: Price: Order:
Small Shirt - Boners Rule - Black - (S) $16.20
Medium Shirt - Boners Rule - Black - (M) $16.20
Large Shirt - Boners Rule - Black - (L) $16.20
Extra Large Shirt - Boners Rule - Black - (XL) $16.20
Double XL Shirt - Boners Rule - Black - (XXL) $18.20
Triple XL Shirt - Boners Rule - Black - (3X) $19.20
Quadruple XL Shirt - Boners Rule - Black - (4X) $20.20


Babies Blow (Black):
Size: Description: Price: Order:
Small Shirt - Babies Blow - Black - (S) $16.20
Medium Shirt - Babies Blow - Black - (M) $16.20 SOLD OUT
Large Shirt - Babies Blow - Black - (L) $16.20 SOLD OUT
Extra Large Shirt - Babies Blow - Black - (XL) $16.20
Double XL Shirt - Babies Blow - Black - (XXL) $18.20 SOLD OUT
Triple XL Shirt - Babies Blow - Black - (3X) $19.20 SOLD OUT
Quadruple XL Shirt - Babies Blow - Black - (4X) $20.20 SOLD OUT


Nascar: Get Over It (Black):
Size: Description: Price: Order:
Small Shirt - Nascar - Black - (S) $12.99
Medium Shirt - Nascar - Black - (M) $12.99
Large Shirt - Nascar - Black - (L) $12.99
Extra Large Shirt - Nascar - Black - (XL) $12.99
Double XL Shirt - Nascar - Black - (XXL) $14.99
Triple XL Shirt - Nascar - Black - (3X) $15.99
Quadruple XL Shirt - Nascar - Black - (4X) $16.99


Failed Parent (Black):

Love your kids? Prove it by beating them.
Size: Description: Price: Order:
Small Shirt - Failed Parent - Black - (S) $16.20
Medium Shirt - Failed Parent - Black - (M) $16.20
Large Shirt - Failed Parent - Black - (L) $16.20
Extra Large Shirt - Failed Parent - Black - (XL) $16.20
Double XL Shirt - Failed Parent - Black - (XXL) $18.20
Triple XL Shirt - Failed Parent - Black - (3X) $18.20
Quadruple XL Shirt - Failed Parent - Black - (4X) $19.20


Regressive Party (Black):

Vote Regressive: Against Abortion. For Killing Babies.
Size: Description: Price: Order:
Small Shirt - Regressive Party - Black - (S) $16.80
Medium Shirt - Regressive Party - Black - (M) $16.80
Large Shirt - Regressive Party - Black - (L) $16.80
Extra Large Shirt - Regressive Party - Black - (XL) $16.80
Double XL Shirt - Regressive Party - Black - (XXL) $17.80
Triple XL Shirt - Regressive Party - Black - (3X) $19.20
Quadruple XL Shirt - Regressive Party - Black - (4X) $20.20


You Can't Spell Pirate Without IRATE (White):

Artwork courtesy of Shaun.
Size: Description: Price: Order:
Small Shirt - Irate Kids Kicked - White - (S) $15.00
Medium Shirt - Irate Kids Kicked - White - (M) $15.00 SOLD OUT
Large Shirt - Irate Kids Kicked - White - (L) $15.00 SOLD OUT
Extra Large Shirt - Irate Kids Kicked - White - (XL) $15.00 SOLD OUT
Double XL Shirt - Irate Kids Kicked - White - (XXL) $17.00
Triple XL Shirt - Irate Kids Kicked - White - (3X) $18.00
Quadruple XL Shirt - Irate Kids Kicked - White - (4X) $19.00


Civil Disobedience Is Still Disobedience (Black):

there will be no assembly, peaceful or otherwise.
Size: Description: Price: Order:
Small Shirt - Civil Disobedience - Black - (S) $16.20
Medium Shirt - Civil Disobedience - Black - (M) $16.20
Large Shirt - Civil Disobedience - Black - (L) $16.20
Extra Large Shirt - Civil Disobedience - Black - (XL) $16.20
Double XL Shirt - Civil Disobedience - Black - (XXL) $18.20
Triple XL Shirt - Civil Disobedience - Black - (3X) $19.20
Quadruple XL Shirt - Civil Disobedience - Black - (4X) $20.20
*Note: The red color has been discontinued. Limited quantities of this design are available in red (sizes S, 3X and 4X). If you would like the shirt in red, please make a note in the comments field when you check out, or email maddox.xmission@gmail.com to find out if the red design is in stock.


For every animal you don't eat, I'm going to eat three:

Help nullify the vegetarian moral crusade, sponsor a vegetarian today.
Size: Description: Price: Order:
Small Shirt - For Every Animal - White - (S) $16.20
Medium Shirt - For Every Animal - White - (M) $16.20
Large Shirt - For Every Animal - White - (L) $16.20
Extra Large Shirt - For Every Animal - White - (XL) $16.20
Double XL Shirt - For Every Animal - White - (XXL) $18.20
Triple XL Shirt - For Every Animal - White - (3X) $19.20
Quadruple XL Shirt - For Every Animal - White - (4X) $20.20


Green Star Maddox:
Size: Description: Price: Order:
Small Shirt - Green Star Maddox - Black - (S) $14.20
Medium Shirt - Green Star Maddox - Black - (M) $14.20
Large Shirt - Green Star Maddox - Black - (L) $14.20
Extra Large Shirt - Green Star Maddox - Black - (XL) $14.20
Double XL Shirt - Green Star Maddox - Black - (XXL) $16.20
Triple XL Shirt - Green Star Maddox - Black - (3X) $17.20
Quadruple XL Shirt - Green Star Maddox - Black - (4X) $18.20


  Shirts: S M L XL 2X 3X 4X
Width:
Armpit to armpit
inches / cm 17.0" / 43cm 20.0" / 51cm 22.0" / 56cm 24.0" / 61cm 25.0" / 64cm 27.0" / 69cm 29.0" / 74cm
Length:
Neck to bottom
inches / cm 26.0" / 66cm 28.0" / 71cm 29.0" / 74cm 30.0" / 76cm 32.0" / 82cm 33.0" / 84cm 35.0" / 89cm


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